10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."