10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus