10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury