10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Welcome to kicker school
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob