10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves