10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."