10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright