10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "No river, no fish."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.