10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT