10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)