10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Fook the floosh droo!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts