10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.