10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright