10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe