10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]