10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- im going to 2 out you to death