10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fook the floosh droo!