10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.