10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery