10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?