10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.