10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Fook the floosh droo!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.