10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is for loners.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'