10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...