10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."