10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger