10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.