10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack