10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha