10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.