10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson