10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament