10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- It's Free To Fold...