10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."