10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Fish don't eat Nutz!