10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.