10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss