10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe