10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.