10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "No river, no fish."