10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..