10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow