10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'