10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson