10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?