10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."