10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament