10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright