10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword