10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph